Help Us Get Famous!

We are going to be blatant about this. We want to get famous. But we know we can’t do it without you. You are the wind in our sails, the spice in our curry, and only you have the power to make us. We carry a part of every one of you around with us, and we give ourselves over to you and the music every time we play. So help us get famous, and we’ll give you music that moves you. Think we’re grand? Give us a hand!

Here is what You can do:

Spread The Music

Send out or Electronic Press Kit! Take our music and email it to people! Throw it on their iPods (or other brand of MP3 player)! Use it in your podcasts or radio shows (just make sure you tell us first). Download a torrent of our music and keep seeding it. Take a CD to your local college radio station. Ask us to play at your house! Have a little house party with your friends and we could show up for a while to hang out and entertain. We could play Pin the Tail on the Donkey and then go skinny dipping with our clothes on. (Our clothes are made of plastic wrap).

Spread The Word

Anytime someone says, “Hey, I’m looking for a good band”, reply with “You should try Thrice, or Emery, or December’s Insurgency (that’s us).” Anytime someone says, “Hey, I’m planning a sweet event but I need some entertainment”, reply with “December’s Insurgency (that’s us) is great entertainment, and they’ll play for bananas!” (We just love playing music). Give them our web address (http://decembersinsurgency.com), and tell them to pick up our Electronic Press Kit!

Spread The Wealth

We let you have our music for free, and simply give you the option to buy it. Except we’re poor, so how will we ever even break even even even?! Well, you could donate to our music making cause! $5, $10, $20 dollars, or even just 10 cents. It costs money to record music and maintain equipment so we can entertain you. So, if you were wondering what to do with your couch change, leave us a tip! We accept PayPal, or you can throw quarters at us when we play live. You are guaranteed a verbal and written shout out if you donate to us. We’ll put your name on this very site!

Spread The Love!

We do it for you. We exist to see your smiling faces as we shower you in the magical fairy dust that is music. We love you, even if we haven’t met you. Not in that creepy stalker way, but in that way that makes us write music with the hopes that you’ll barely avoid a myocardial infarction from you loving our music so much!

Much Love,
Those boys from December’s Insurgency.